Operation American Freedom (OAF) is a savage, below-the-belt tour of a nightmare Republican future.

Try not to puke as:

• President Cheney appoints Alberto Gonzalez to the Supreme Court.
• Fred Phelps’s church stops picketing soldiers’ funeral and dirty-bombs American cities.
• Blackwater buys the Department of Defense.
• President Limbaugh becomes the ChIranian’s puppet in exchange for an bottomless bottle of Oxycontin.
• George W. Bush cements his place in history with a bloody cover-up.

Thrill as:

• Dubya is waterboarded at Guantanamo.
• Cheney is unveiled as an Iranian mole sent to sow chaos and doom in America.

I’ll post new chapters frequently.

Read it and Weep.